WoLfKeEpErS rAmBlInGs Of WeIrDnEsS

[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[xx] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses. Only when I need them
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free…
[] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[] I've sworn at my parents.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] I've ran away from home. Many times, not because of home life though.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[] I want to have kids someday.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school
[x] I have a job
[] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do/did my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. we don't have that.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[] I've stolen something from my job.
[] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[] I've had my pants rip in public

Health
[] I was born with a disease/impairment
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples
[x] I've broken a bones many times
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x] I've had serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[] I've had measles


Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. Many times.
[] I've been on a plane.
[] I've been to Canada. I want to though.
[] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls
[] I've been to Japan. Again, I want to.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe. I live in Europe, England.
[] I've been to Africa.


Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star
[xx] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. Judo move gone wrong. Accident.
[] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've sat in the rain for no reason
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. Well, nearly.

[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been skiing.
[x] I've been in a play. Unfortunately.
[] I've met someone in person from myspace. i don't use myspace
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern lights. I really want to do this.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night. UFO watching which was successful.
[] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi. I love sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding. I really want to do this too.

Relationships
[x] I'm single
[] I'm in a relationship
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[] I've been the dumped more than the dumper. About the same.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[] I am a cuddler. Well, sort of.
[] I've been kissed in the rain.
[] I've hugged a stranger.
[] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house. To run away.
[] I have lied to my parents about where I am
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've run a red light.
[] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[] I've been in a fist fight.
[] I've been arrested.

Random
[x] I can sing well. I've been told I can anyway.
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily. You know who you are if I will.
[x] I watch the news.
[x] I don't kill bugs. By accident if I do, like walking.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I sometime curse.
[x] I sing in the shower. When my parents are out of the house.
[x] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[] I twirl my hair.
[x] I love being neat. But it never happens
[] I love Spam.
[] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. Red I suppose
[] I've worn pajamas to school. Damn Uniform
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxx] I know how to shoot a gun
[] I am in love with love.
[xx] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. Art.
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[] I'm good at remembering names.
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

This was really fun to do!

May the Guardian run with you,
Wolfkeeper.